January 1, 2013
Pilot is the first episode and series premiere of Drew. It premiered January 1, 2013 as a special premiere.
Drew, Trey, and Josh talk in the hallway when Olivia and Emily budge in. Later, Drew, Trey, and Josh meet the new girl, Celine.
- Drew Parker
- Trey Thomas
- Emily McKellar
- Josh Samberg
- Olivia Grace
- Celine Rosera
- The Hallway
- This is the first episode ever of Drew. It premiered on a Tuesday in order to premiere on New Year's Day.
Scene 1: The Hallway
- Drew: *walks into hall* Another boring day of school.
- Trey: Tell me about it. This morning in homeroom, I had to finish my History homework. BLEH.
- Josh: Why didn’t you do that last night?
- Trey: It’s History. Wait, why did I do it in the first place?
- Drew: …Yeah. That’s new for you.
- Trey: Might as well get credit once this week.
- Josh: Oh my god. Here comes Olivia.
- Drew: And Emily.
- Trey: Should I make my move on Olivia?
- Josh: Dude, I got this.
- Drew: Guys. You will both fail miserably. Don’t even try.
- Olivia: *walks up* Hey Drew.
- Drew: Hey Olivia. Emily.
- Emily: Hey guys.
- Olivia: Listen Drew. Could you do me a favor?
- Drew: Well, actually--
- Olivia: Pfft. You don’t get a choice, silly! Here *hands paper*
- Drew: You have to draw a tree?
- Olivia: No. YOU, have to draw a tree for ME.
- Emily: I could do it Olivia.
- Olivia: Drew can do it better.
- Josh: Well, you don’t know that.
- Trey: Buuuuuut, probably.
- Olivia: Stop talking you two.
- Josh and Trey: *gives stare*
- Drew: So why am I drawing a tree for YOUR grade?
- Olivia: Because we’re friends.
- Drew: Since when?
- Olivia: Oh, just do it! I need to brush up on my fillage.
- Drew: …You mean foliage?
- Olivia: …Riiiight. Yeah, so have it ready for Wednesday. Thanks!
- Emily: Bye!
- Olivia: Yeah, bye. *walks off*
- Josh: *stares* She is so hot.
- Trey: I know right.
- Drew: Yeah, but you guys act like she is a goddess.
- Josh: She is!
- Drew: She is a hot teenage girl. And I hate that I have a crush her.
- Trey: Whatever bro.
- Celine: *walks into hall and up to Drew* Um, hi.
- Drew: *confused* Hey. Um, are you new?
- Celine: Yeah. I’m Celine.
- Drew: Drew.
- Trey: I’m Trey.
- Josh: Josh.
- Celine: Well, hi! I was wondering where the office is?
- Drew: Oh, *gestures* go down those stairs and make a right. It will be right in front of you.
- Celine: Great! Thanks… Drew.
- Drew: *jokingly* No problem… Celine.
- Celine: *smiles* Bye.
- Trey: Dude. You like her.
- Drew: What?
- Josh: The way you flirted.
- Drew: I told her how to get to the office. Anyway, I like Olivia. I just don’t like her as much as you two nerds.
- Trey: Hey, she’s a goddess.
- Drew: Okay, whatever you say. *group walks off*